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#32
Mel August 14, 2025 at 4:52:36 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: no what the fuck maybe
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): like twelve

my record is 13 so i'd fear the competition

Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:36:44 AM

You are like a little baby, mine is 33.

#31
sigmaface August 10, 2025 at 4:36:41 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: yes, vore is great
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): like 10+

very sigma site

Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:37:46 AM

yes I am signa makle dont underestimate me

#30
Anonymous July 12, 2025 at 12:21:46 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: if i wouldn't get charged, they have no family, and they aren't armed with tiny weapons to kill me internally then, probably. show me the money first.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): i don't have money to move unless you give me a tiny human to eat so probably just watch out, what the hell kind of question is that?
Website?: nah

i don't really know why i'm here or how i got here but, hi, i guess. ggs

Replied on: July 12, 2025 at 12:33:40 AM

real

#29
mfdook July 11, 2025 at 7:32:00 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: sure why not
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 1
Website?: https://mfdook.neocities.org/

mari ?

Replied on: July 11, 2025 at 10:58:18 PM

Don't mind her she's just hanging out

#28
Steven June 24, 2025 at 8:56:12 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: maybe
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 16

sick website, made me have a good ol' chuckle

#27
Benji June 14, 2025 at 7:48:48 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: The being would probably kill me before I am able to spend 50 million.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): If they were a serial killer, then it wouldn't be so much a local problem at that point. I'm not sure moving would change anything.

Hi. :wave:

Replied on: June 14, 2025 at 7:57:02 PM

Hi also.

#26
artisy2k1 May 26, 2025 at 6:31:58 PM
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): if they're a creative killer i'd lowkey hope they caught me. i wanna die either of old age or by being murdered spectacularly
Website?: https://spacehey.com/artisy2k1

one of the most important things about being part of society is acquiring knowledge about how it works and how it fails. one of the worst ways to become happy is by learning about how society works and why it fails. i now understand why ignorance is bliss (at least, if you're already in a safe and rich environment)

Replied on: May 26, 2025 at 7:34:14 PM

Based

#25
shamb,the one who shall live May 15, 2025 at 4:50:23 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: Absolutely. It would be living hell for this person for numerous reasons.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 5 around my area and like 8 some far away also what the hell is this questions?

Hello,I will be reading this site Im writing this before seeing it all so yeah,cool palette.

Replied on: May 15, 2025 at 6:03:46 PM

Thank you!! the first question is a vibe check! The second one is for data!

#24
DraconicanKing25 May 14, 2025 at 9:05:13 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: Unfortunately no, I love money but am physically incapable of harming another person unless it's in self defense.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 3, one or two feels unlucky, 3 feels unsafe.

The shade of blue on purple is so appealing I love it

Replied on: May 14, 2025 at 1:38:00 PM

Thank you!!

#23
Anonymous May 11, 2025 at 5:09:10 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: nooo T_T
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): if i had money? 0? lol. if i know they're serial killer??? if i wouldn't have money (like right now)? i dunno... many, 10+ lol!

your website gives me the Brother vibes. Bro vibes. not sure younger or older, but just Brother.

#22
Anonymous May 9, 2025 at 1:20:43 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: no
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 1 time on my block i gotta bounce. see me never

huzaah

Replied on: May 9, 2025 at 1:58:10 PM

Signing my guestbook gives me your IP, I know this is also you, Daniel.

#21
daniel larson May 9, 2025 at 1:19:50 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: bump it up to a million
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 3

how many times have you walked a dog

Replied on: May 9, 2025 at 1:53:09 PM

I think like 4 times. Thank you for signing my guestbook Daniel Larson.

#20
Az May 2, 2025 at 1:50:43 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: if they consented to it
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): 3
Website?: https://radrocket.neocities.org/

hi :3

Replied on: May 2, 2025 at 2:03:09 PM

Hi! The tiny person does not consent.

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SCOTT CAUSE I DONT KNOW April 16, 2025 at 2:03:59 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: yes bro because i need money, fifty mill divided by 2 = 25 million, so that means i'd have a 2.5% chance to ever get 50 million dollars again (im so smart)
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): errrrmm ahhh uhhh probably like 11, cause if it wasnt me or anyone i knew then ... heh. im just.. better
Website?: I LOVE YOUR SITE AND THE SILLY LITTLE GARFIEDL

:look: im so cool right??? so smart??:(

Replied on: April 16, 2025 at 2:37:30 PM

So cool. So smart.

#18
Adrian Amps April 16, 2025 at 2:02:51 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?: i wouldn't. this sounds like a sex thing and i am worth MORE then fifty million dollars >:3
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon): i wouldn't. this sounds like some prime content to record and post online till i am ultimately killed like a dumbass for chasing around a serial killer like they are a boy band on tour

Incredible website! i love to see independent things like this! and i love the art in the background! aswell as the fact i got to write all of this while listening to brodyquest!

Replied on: April 16, 2025 at 2:36:30 PM

Thank you so much, the fact anyone other than me enjoys this stuff both perplexes me and feeds my bloated ego

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