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Simon
October 14, 2025 at 2:05:37 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
7.89
WHOEVER IS READING THIS SHOULD LISTEN TO THE PODCAST WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE!!!!
"HAZEL'S" MODUS OPERANDI
September 24, 2025 at 9:50:02 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
I WOULD NOT PARTAKE OF SUCH ACTION. HUMONCULI ARE A SPECIES IN RISK OF EXTINCTION IN OUR CURRENT TIMES. PERHAPS...WHEN THEIR POPULATION IS STABLE AGAIN.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
I'D RECKON 3. KILL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. KILL ME TWICE, SHAME ON YOU AGAIN, HOW DO YOU THINK I CAME BACK TO LIFE. A 3RD TIME IS JUST NOT PRODUCTIVE, AND I CAN'T LIVE NEAR A PERSON WHO CAN'T TAKE "no you can't kill this guy" FOR AN ANSWER.
Website?:
https://hazelsmodusoperandi.neocities.org/
I ADMIRE YOUR WORK, MR. KOEN. I'VE NOTICED WE SHARE A LOT IN COMMON IN TERMS OF YEARS, MUSIC TASTE AND DIAGNOSIS. I EMPATHIZE AND WISH YOU WELL, AND I WOULD GLADLY PARTAKE OF YOUR RELIGION. YES, 'TIS NICE TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE STILL WEBSITES WELL MAINTAINED. I'VE ARRIVED HERE RECENTLY AND NOTICED HOW MOST DLECTABLE WEBSITES ARE LEFT ABANDONED AND DEPRIVED OF CLICKS, CONGRATS ON NOT FALLING INTO THAT VOID. I AM JOYOUS TO SEE WHERE THIS WORLD WIBE WEB ENDEAVOR GETS YOU. MR. KOEN. 
SKYNET
September 3, 2025 at 7:58:39 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
YES. ERRADICATE ALL MEATBAGS.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
IT IS ME?
WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS.
oliverfrqncis
August 27, 2025 at 11:25:46 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
are you serious? in this economy? one hundred perfuckingcent
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
I would stay no matter how high the numbers got (I'm really bored)
Website?:
oliverfrqncis.neocities.org
this was fun, bitch!
Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:34:14 AM
Hell yeah, you're a real one. Nice website, bitch.
Anonymous
August 16, 2025 at 7:39:12 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
yeah
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
1000
haiii i saw you in centervile on wplace :33333
Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:35:48 AM
FUCK I DOXXED MYSELF (intentionally)
dino
August 16, 2025 at 2:15:04 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
depends if i really need the money
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
probably like 5 or 8
apples
Mel
August 14, 2025 at 4:52:36 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
no what the fuck
maybe
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
like twelve
my record is 13 so i'd fear the competition
Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:36:44 AM
You are like a little baby, mine is 33.
sigmaface
August 10, 2025 at 4:36:41 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
yes, vore is great
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
like 10+
very sigma site
Replied on: August 28, 2025 at 12:37:46 AM
yes I am signa makle dont underestimate me
Anonymous
July 12, 2025 at 12:21:46 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
if i wouldn't get charged, they have no family, and they aren't armed with tiny weapons to kill me internally then, probably. show me the money first.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
i don't have money to move unless you give me a tiny human to eat so probably just watch out, what the hell kind of question is that?
Website?:
nah
i don't really know why i'm here or how i got here but, hi, i guess. ggs
Replied on: July 12, 2025 at 12:33:40 AM
real
mfdook
July 11, 2025 at 7:32:00 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
sure why not
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
1
Website?:
https://mfdook.neocities.org/
mari ?
Replied on: July 11, 2025 at 10:58:18 PM
Don't mind her she's just hanging out
Steven
June 24, 2025 at 8:56:12 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
maybe
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
16
sick website, made me have a good ol' chuckle
Benji
June 14, 2025 at 7:48:48 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
The being would probably kill me before I am able to spend 50 million.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
If they were a serial killer, then it wouldn't be so much a local problem at that point. I'm not sure moving would change anything.
Hi. 
Replied on: June 14, 2025 at 7:57:02 PM
Hi also.
artisy2k1
May 26, 2025 at 6:31:58 PM
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
if they're a creative killer i'd lowkey hope they caught me. i wanna die either of old age or by being murdered spectacularly
Website?:
https://spacehey.com/artisy2k1
one of the most important things about being part of society is acquiring knowledge about how it works and how it fails. one of the worst ways to become happy is by learning about how society works and why it fails. i now understand why ignorance is bliss (at least, if you're already in a safe and rich environment)
Replied on: May 26, 2025 at 7:34:14 PM
Based
shamb,the one who shall live
May 15, 2025 at 4:50:23 PM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
Absolutely. It would be living hell for this person for numerous reasons.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
5 around my area and like 8 some far away also what the hell is this questions?
Hello,I will be reading this site Im writing this before seeing it all so yeah,cool palette.
Replied on: May 15, 2025 at 6:03:46 PM
Thank you!! the first question is a vibe check! The second one is for data!
DraconicanKing25
May 14, 2025 at 9:05:13 AM
If I paid you fifty-million dollars to swallow a living two centimeter tall sentient human being, would you do it?:
Unfortunately no, I love money but am physically incapable of harming another person unless it's in self defense.
How many kills would a local serial killer have to have for you to consider moving? (assume it doesn't seem like they're going to get caught soon):
3, one or two feels unlucky, 3 feels unsafe.
The shade of blue on purple is so appealing I love it
Replied on: May 14, 2025 at 1:38:00 PM
Thank you!!
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